Tuesday, September 06, 2005
Horrorscope
Just read my "finanacial horoscope" over the weekend. Apparently, if you are an Aquarius and you have a job, you will lose your job this fall. But if you are an Aquarius and you don't have a job, you will find a job this fall. So the big question is do I quit so I can be one of those due to get a job or wait for the layoff? Seriously, though, who thinks these things up? And wouldn't it be kind of funny if employers made their decisions this way. "Ok, you there, when were you born? Uh-oh, sorry, but according to your horoscope, you're due to have an accident at work so we'll have to lay you off before it happens." Or would it be more Nazi-esque: "All right, all of you who were born in February, up against the wall, the Donald has something to say to you" and a mini-Donald Trump automaton pops out to say "You're fired." Geesh. Maybe I should just stay in bed until my horrorscope improves. *snerk*
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Yay Aquarius's are getting jobs! Hmmm, I hope that doesnt mean I have to wait til MY fall.
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Ooh, good point. Didn't even think about different times of the year based on location - now, is that based on the country of origin for the business?
A job? I'm sorry but I have no idea what one of those is?
Seriously, I know life is crap for you on the work front and I hope that one day very soon you get to do something you enjoy and not something that sucks the life out of you on an almost daily basis.
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