Blech. Getting tired of my own belly-aching so I'm going to try something more lighthearted (see, I told you my musings tend to get dull and depressing). And for the record, there are no men with taperecorders in their nostrils in the entire entry:
1. How is it that my oh-so-sophisticated 7 year old daughter realizes there is no Santa and no Easter bunny, but she still believes in the tooth fairy? I suspect it may be a money grab on her part, but still ...
2. Why is it that a bad book suddenly becomes not so bad when it's on sale for US$0.10 per each?
3. Why is it that the very day you decide to start dieting, someone brings in a chococolate, chocolate chip cake?
4. Why do I feel more tired if I don't exercise, but when I do exercise, while I do have more energy, all that energy is expended exercising? I mean, really, what's the advantage of that?
5. Does anyone actually enjoy 90 degree weather? And why is it, the older I get, the more I prefer the 60's, yet I still don't like the supercold of winter?
6. If I so dislike my cat, why was I worried all last week when she wouldn't eat?
7. What is the purpose of weeding anyway? Aren't you really just making a more inviting spot for other weeds?
8. How is it that when you are desperate, clothing magically gets cleaner by sitting in a pile on a chair? (or is that tmi?)
9. In today's tell-all world, how far out has the line been pushed for too-much-information?
10. Why isn't chocolate considered a health food.
That's all for now.
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4 comments:
LOL!!! All very valid - and amusing - comments, Paula! #3 is my favorite - and happens to me often! I'm with you on #5. I STRONGLY dislike hot weather... Oh, and #8??? CLASSIC!!! =P~
(Thanks for the funnies!)
number 8? word.
There were no taperecorders in the nostrils, but were there any dead parrots around? Nudge,nudge, wink, wink, saynoMORE!
He's not dead ...he's just resting.
HELLO, POLLY PARROT!!
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